What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

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How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What do you call a guy who can't poop?

A constipatient

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What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

What do you call a riot in Baltimore?

Target practice.

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Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!