What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

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What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

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How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

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What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

What do you get when you burn Baltimore?

Baltiless

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What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*