Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up