Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up