Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What's the most popular sports channel in Mexico?

ESPOL

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

How chi was the Olympics?

So chi

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why can't the homeless ever get by in America?

because there's no chaaaannggggeeeee

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.