Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's a Mexican's favourite video game?

Borderlands.

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss

What's Sting's favorite Olympic sport?

The long hump

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why do pill bottles have cotton in them?

To remind blacks in America that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

What's the worst gear for America?

Cruz control.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.