Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

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Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

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Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

eFISHancy!

Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

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What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Vein Jokes More Vein Jokes

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.