He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
Be patient
If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.
None if nobody's looking.
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.
Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!
4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons
Need for Speed.
What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)
Brownian Motion
Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
One of them is actually wanted!
A: Third grade.
They bio-D-grade.
He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)
Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."
Cell culture.
By swimming in their debt.
Because his *degree* didn't work!
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
