He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
With a John Deere letter.
Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb
It's independent of population size.
U mad scientist?
They both drop their needles !
Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
Cause the system is broke, yo.
Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.
Covers tracks
Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.
Third Grade!
First grade.
With spirit levels.
Cell culture.
I am forever in your debt.
I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!
