Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the broken bridge say?

I have truss issues.

Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ?

Alistairs in this house are broken !

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!