Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped?

Dong-Ding.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.