How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ?

Alistairs in this house are broken !

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How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

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What is a fitting name for an arrogant mohel?

Hugh Bris

How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.