How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

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What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

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How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

What is a fitting name for an arrogant mohel?

Hugh Bris