How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

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When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

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Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

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Who is Nickelback's biggest fan?

Helen Keller.

What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback