How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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What makes me want to lose the will to live?

r/Jokes!

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

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What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

Why did the crowd riot at the Nickelback concert?

Because they didn't get their nickel back.