Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

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Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!