Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

Who's the only living relative of penguin?

His Aunt Arctica

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Phone Booth Jokes More Phone Booth Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha