Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Phone Booth Jokes More Phone Booth Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth?

78.5