Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Phone Booth Jokes More Phone Booth Jokes

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha