Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

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What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids?

Fire.

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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What do you call a Frenchman in Colorado?

A French Fried

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

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Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

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Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.