What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

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Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy?

Little Seizures.

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What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure