Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC?

A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

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What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.