What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

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What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

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What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

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What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

Who lives in the white house?

the black man

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

Who's there ! Bette-lou ! Bette-lou who ?

Bette-lou a few pounds !