What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

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What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

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What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

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Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.