What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

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What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium! I'll see myself out now...

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What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

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What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

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Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

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Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem?

He worked it out with a pencil!

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What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.