Ask them what a 3Ds is.
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An Asthma attack.
To get to 10.
Buy the DLC to find out
A New Years RESOLUTION
An ath1337
He hates camping
He wanted to finally get respecced.
GG.
Run! escape!
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
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He was pushing the right trigger.
Ask them if they play league.
A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.
They both have problems finding x.
The end of DayZ
Ask your parents.
said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"
There were too many frames.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
The Devil has standards.
If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.
Too many incompatible drivers.
I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.
Because he was a cheetah.
Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe
He can never find the Loki.