Gamer Jokes

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

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What is it called when a gamer fights someone?

An Asthma attack.

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

What do gamers make for New Years?

A New Years RESOLUTION

What do you call a pro-gamer?

An ath1337

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

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What is every gamers New Years Resolution?

3840x2160

Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

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Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?

A: When the other tenors notice.

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

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What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

What are you guys doing here?

Just waiting for Ronaldo"

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change

Why do white girls help fight heartburn?

Because they're so basic.

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What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!