Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

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What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

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How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

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Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry?

A high turnover.

Good Driver Jokes More Good Driver Jokes

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.