What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

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What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call an operation on a rabbit?

A hare-cut.

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

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What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.