What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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What do you get when you cross pokemon and digimon?

A poke-mon!

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

How is a rabbit like a plum?

They're both purple except for the rabbit.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.