Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

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Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

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Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

A: He's afraid of the draft.