A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
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Because they are surrounded by drafts!
He was trying to dodge the draft.
With lots of drafts
A: He's afraid of the draft.
Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.
To avoid the draft!
Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown
A: It loses its cool.
In a blow up pool
He was surrounded by phone-ys!
My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.
On the range!
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
To get it pier reviewed.
Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!
You cant count them when its dark
Need for speed.
You need to be patient.
