Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?

A: Because it was dead.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?

A: Because she was in the non-friction section.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)