What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

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Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.