Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

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What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

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What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything