Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

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What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

Dalai Lama job interview)