Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

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How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

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Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.