Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

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it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

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I forgot to wet the soap.

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A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

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It Varys.

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

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Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.