What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson"

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.