What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.