What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.