Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

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Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

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Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

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How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Reddit

What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit