What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

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Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

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What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

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What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

A: An air bag.