What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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Well, you want them to work, don't you?

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Colorizebot

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They crack jokes.

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Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

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Talk in your sleep.

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Wait I freed ?!?!?"

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Poe-etry

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

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The past tense of "moo"!

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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!