What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

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What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

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Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

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What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.