Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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What's the major cause of divorce?

Answer: Once is not enough.

Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.