Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

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Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.