Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

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When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.