What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy