What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

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What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

Election Day Jokes More Election Day Jokes

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

Stable Economy Jokes More Stable Economy Jokes

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy