Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

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What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

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What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).