Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

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It didn't have a stable relationship.

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

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Bronchitis (bronc-itis).