How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

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How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One but don't expect results.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

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How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

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How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend