What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

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What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !