Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

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How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

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What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

Click here to find out the answer.(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/howdoyoukeepanidiotbusyforhours/)

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.