Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

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How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ?

Bronto-snore-us !