What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

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What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

Downside Jokes More Downside Jokes

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!