What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

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What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.