Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

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What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

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How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.