Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

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What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)