How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary

What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.

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How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.