How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

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What is Tumblr's least favourite show?

NCIS

What's the name of the car of a hipster batman?

Tumblr.

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What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.