How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.

What is the biggest gender on Tumblr?

Whale-Kin

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How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.