Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

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What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...