Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...