Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers

What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty