Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

What's the most useless thing on a woman?

A drunk Irishman.

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty