He found his wife sweeping with someone else.
In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
M'old.
Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.
Time to go to sweep.
It swept with his girlfriend :P
The screwing you get for the screwing you got!
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
