Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

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Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.