Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

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Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

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Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

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What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.