How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

Stork Jokes More Stork Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.