What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What did you have for breakfast?

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.