What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

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What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

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How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.