Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

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Why don't baseball players get much action?

Because they have foul balls.

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

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Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ?

Abbey stung me on the nose !

What's worse than a bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings