Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

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What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops