Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ?

Abbey stung me on the nose !

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What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

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Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.

What's worse than a bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings