Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

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What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

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Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media