Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill?

A: Because he was dead.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.